I took a plane to CA a few days ago (no idea what city I'm in) in search of my sister and her boss, and several oh-so-regretted things happened.

1: I ran into Sayori (my sister) and her surprisingly sexy boss (Kei) at a mall, and stalked them for three hours.. then her boss noticed, and called me a perverted stalker. Due to my short temper, I hit him... turns out, the bastard knows karate. He beat me up and ran off with Sayori once the mall cops came. Of course, I ran from the mall cops as well, given I had no idea who they are, and didn't find out until later. I ran into them once more as they were getting in the car, and Kei proceeded to procure a lead pipe from seemingly out of nowhere and beat me up with it. I limped all the way back to my motel, my 'erfect complexion' ruined by quite a nasty black eye...

2: I was followed around by a dirty hobo for two hours, and had to take refuge inside of O'Charley's. There, I fell in love....with rolls. xD

Anyways, I've got a sister to find!!!